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October 01 2015

deebott:

unicornrii:

yourzombiepinup:

I thought this video died

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

My god

pearltrickedme:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

My Dating Game… If it Was a Game  💖

THIS IS WAY TOO TRUE I CANT

mishavi:

thepathtodan:

roundhousechick:

weloveshortvideos:

The best knock knock joke

I AM GONNA PULL THIS ON ALL MY FRIENDS OMG JUST YOU WAIT

That was beautiful

bisexualorbust:

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for

September 30 2015

psijii:

“ why don’t you talk about yourself more? open up ! “

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vineshare:

Jesus Christ.

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doingthetrick:

“I’m all bottled up, floating in the deep blue.  And you’re an open book.  Anyone could read you.”  Dr. Dog

bigenderkanekiken:

*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model

cooldad420piff:

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

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buddhabrot:

clientsfromhell:

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.


Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

PAINFUL

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takineko:

I’m dying

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radiicvl:

This is seriously so cool.

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